Chapter 1088: The Kingdom of Thousands of Lakes and the Fart Technique
Matthew asked calmly,
"Why are you doing this?"
Xue Yin said coldly,
"You don't need to know the reason.
" I know you have a way to stop him because he keeps mentioning you.
"You have a special place in his heart, so I believe you can persuade him not to marry my mother.
" In fact, I hope that you're the one engaged to my mother, not that stupid tiger."
Matthew smiled and shook his head.
"I'm not a member of the Earth Society.
"If you like me so much, why didn't you apply to the Seven Saint Alliance?"
Xue Yin's expression changed.
Then, she said stiffly,
"What does this have to do with the Alliance?
" Besides, the Seven Saint Alliance is high and mighty. They won't care about what happens at the border.
"And aren't you too narcissistic? I don't like you at all!
"I just feel that if it were you, the outcome might be a little better…"
She said the last sentence.
Xue Yin's voice was so soft that it was almost inaudible.
Matthew narrowed his eyes.
After listening to Eli's description, he felt that there was a big problem with this hasty marriage.
The young girl's performance further confirmed Matthew's thoughts.
"Is there a problem with that desolate land?"
Matthew suddenly asked.
Xue Yin's body trembled slightly, but she still shook her head calmly.
"I don't know anything.
"I can't say anything.
"I just want to tell you that if you let that stupid tiger marry my mother, you might lose a friend forever."
She looked up at Matthew.
Her eyes were very sincere.
Matthew suddenly asked,
"Does your mother beat you often?"
Xue Yin was shocked.
"How did you…There's no such thing!"
She subconsciously covered her arms.
However, all of this could not escape Matthew's balanced perception.
He could feel that Xue Yin's body was filled with healed scars from the Elemental Plane.
Every time, the young girl mentioned her mother's name.
The flow of elements near her brain showed the fear in her heart.
The Queen of the Kingdom of Thousands of Lakes.
The Demon Warlock of Asidu.
Matthew already had some guesses.
He chose to believe Xue Yin.
However, how to stop Eli was probably another big question.
"Why don't I invite Samantha back?
"Or should I introduce Chukka to him again?"
Just as Matthew was thinking hard.
Two men came together from the snow forest.
Matthew looked at it.
It was Eli and the refreshed Lorraine!
"What are you...?"
Matthew was a little confused.
" Oh, isn't Eli getting engaged? This is a great thing. As his boss, of course, I have to personally go to the scene and be responsible for the decorations!"
Lorraine smiled and winked at Matthew.
Matthew heaved a sigh of relief.
He was really worried about leaving this matter to someone else.
Only Lorraine was very reliable.
Matthew thought for a moment and whispered into Lorraine's ear,
"Don't make him too sad."
Lorraine glared at him.
"What kind of person do you think I am?
"I've already turned over a new leaf.
"And I already have a girlfriend!"
Girlfriend?
Matthew recalled.
"Is it that girl called Rosie?"
Loraine nodded affirmatively.
Matthew was surprised.
"Does she know that she's your girlfriend?"
Lorraine said honestly,
"I haven't informed her yet."
Matthew shrugged, speechless.
Beside him, Eli's interest was piqued.
" Boss Lorraine, do you have a girlfriend? How far have you progressed?
"How does she look? According to the scoring method you taught me last time, how many points can you score?"
Lorraine made a casual gesture.
"For now, it's still 0 points."
Both Eli and Matthew looked surprised.
Lorraine explained,
"Recently, I've had a new understanding of life, so I've changed the scoring rules for women.
"Now, I only have two options: 0 points and 100 points.
" Those who have slept with each other will get 100 points. The rest will get 0 points without exception."
Xue Yin immediately revealed a disgusted expression.
Matthew couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Only Eli asked thoughtfully,
"What about the scoring rules for non-humans?"
Lorraine was also stunned.
Then, he sighed,
"As expected of the proud son of the Druid Church…
"You want to score beasts too, huh..."
Eli subconsciously defended himself,
"It doesn't necessarily have to be a wild beast…"
As soon as he finished speaking.
The other three were completely silent.
Eli and Xue Yin didn't stay there for long. After sending the invitations, they went to the next location without stopping.
When she left, Xue Yin was still hinting at Matthew with her eyes.
Unfortunately, Matthew ignored him.
With Lorraine following him, Eli would definitely not be harmed.
As for what the Country of Thousands of Lakes was up to.
It was just a matter of reporting.
That place was too far away for Matthew. For Eli's sake, he was willing to appear at the engagement ceremony.
The rest could be discussed later.
Matthew looked at the invitation.
The engagement was in March of the following year.
The timing was very strange.
For Rolling Stone Town, March was the season when the snow and ice first disappeared, and the spring breeze was everywhere.
However, for the north, where the Kingdom of Thousands of Lakes was located.
It was still a snowy season.
Getting engaged under such circumstances?
How many people from the Druid Order will attend?
Did they all go through the secret passage?
How many casualties would the Earth Society cause this time?
These were all big question marks.
However, since the Earth Society had made such a decision.
Matthew believed that the Silver Wolf Cassar and the Voice of the Earth Han Miaoqin had thought this through.
He was too lazy to interfere.
In the afternoon.
Matthew was flipping through the non-compulsory spellbook.
Unexpectedly, he found a rather interesting little spell.
The name of this spell was farting.
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[Fart: You can create the same sound as a fart in the target area. The sound of the fart can be single or continuous.]
[When you perfectly master this spell, you can completely conceal the magic power fluctuations caused by this spell, thus achieving a more concealed effect.]
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It looked like a prank spell.
However, according to the book, in Matthew's hand.
Fart was actually a very powerful psychological suggestion spell.
It wouldn't directly disrupt a mage's focus.
However, it might cause the mage to fail when chanting magic.
Research had shown that 90% of mages would be disturbed by the continuous farting sound, which would resonate with them and cause them to fart as well.
Under such circumstances.
It was very likely that the chanting of the spell would be interrupted.
According to the description of the inventor of this spell.
Fart was a powerful skill for mages.
The price of this spell was also very high, but there were very few records of its purchase.
It meant that most people thought that this thing was just a bluff.
But Matthew felt that this was not the case.
Anyway, he had the extra money for trial and error.
Therefore, he bought this spell to learn.
There was quite a threshold to learn the farting technique.
At least Matthew spent the entire afternoon trying to figure it out and failed.
He could only continue tomorrow.
In the evening.
Matthew stood at the entrance of the cemetery, admiring the snowy sunset.
At this moment.
He suddenly felt something in his heart.
That was the direction of the World Tree!
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[Hint: Under the effect of the Heart of the World Tree, a Starry Sky Cabin has been born on the crown of your World Tree.]
[Starry Cabin (Epic Building): You can observe the movements of the astral world through this cabin.]
A small number of miniature or small astral creatures will also be attracted by the cabin and come to your side.
[Warning: An astral creature has intruded into the Starry Cabin uninvited!]
[It's an astral bubble!]
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