Evolving Ghost System: Phantom Universe Expansion Pack

Chapter 66: Ultimate Linda's Hidden Weapons are Huge.

One hour before Harvard did the stupidest thing in his semi-second life yet, he was still just getting to know the Insane Underwater Bandit King.

He had to do some basic quests in order to meet him, but nothing about these quests were basic at all after an hour passed! In fact, at first he was certain this was just to get him to do basic menial work while the Insane Underwater Bandit King hung out with hot girls!

[Quest Received: Acquire Green Leaf Slime Formula's Secondary ingredients!]

[The Green Leaf Slime Formula will cure you from ever turning into a green man and suffering for all eternity without the ability to conceive children! It is also the key to creating your water army! Rawr! However, the secondary ingredients are almost as hard to find as the primary ingredient you found when you defeated the Great Insane Frog King Family! Find them or else your future family will be killed before they are born!!]

[Dun! Dun! Dun!]

[Acquire 6 Ocean Shells (Rare) - drop from Ghost Slime Clam Beasts,, one legendary lost pirates' pearl, ,and destroy the legendary underwater pirate emperor's second mate for offending the Insane Underwater Bandit King!]

[Difficulty: D-]

'I-I hate this, and how is this a D- Quest! Clearly, this should be at least a D+ Quest! !' Harvard found a shipwreck yard in the forest behind the beach at an abandoned amusement park that had just gone out of business 10 years ago because the Legendary Underwater Pirate Emperor chose a bad location! Only two people went to the amusement park, but now Harvard walked inside and there were angry Ghost Slime Clams everywhere in an extremely small space!

Thousands of Ghost Slime Clams swarmed Harvard and rushed out of the falling apart debris of the cheaply made pirate ships! They weren't that hard to kill, in fact even a child could kill them! But this made Harvard all the more worried. There must be some trick to winning against them besides more speed!

'Die!' Harvard reactivated the speed curse by removing Golden Seal and traded agility for vitality. 'Die! Die! Die!'

[+10 Agility]

[-10 Vitality]

Harvard stood in the center of thousands of Ghost Slime Clams and kept slashing hundreds of them a minute! He could barely believe his speed, but it couldn't be that easy right?! He would look like a death god to any child waiting to enter ghost clam valley, but no one was at the amusement park, so all that mattered was victory against the clam army! He was making tremendous progress, but would it be enough?!

[You've killed 557 Ghost Slime Clams!]

[You've gotten 5.5725 experience!]

[You've found 2 out of 6 rare ocean shells! - Take these to the Insane Underwater Bandit King's second mate in order to get a chance at acquiring a shot at the last legendary pearl!]

[Just 100 Lograms to fight against the incoming horde of Ghost Slime Clams! Just 10 seconds until their revival is complete and the Legendary Underwater Pirate King sends out his minions once again!]

[You have barely met the height requirements! Take a chance one more time?]

[100 Lograms for the honor of being the champion of the sea!]

'I-I only have 500 more Lograms because I just got robbed, but it's worth it. Come on ocean shells! I just need 4 more to drop. Please! Please don't let my luck be bad again! Please!!'

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Harvard wanted to punch himself in the face! He spent 15 minutes trying to find a hundred lograms before he finally found his 6th rare ocean clam shell.

After that, it was smooth sailing across the pond in the center of Lost Pirate World Amusement Park to the legendary pirate cove! It was said that when he got there, he could see the legendary lost pirate pearl!

'Hmph, it took us long enough,' Harvard got out of a boat that cost 50 Lograms to move, and literally only went 10 feet to the other side of a small pond. 'Now, let's see who this mighty second mate of the Underwater Pirate Emperor is! I bet he can't be too tough. Hmph, however, I only have 10 Lograms. Please don't be too expensive! Please!"

"The ride is free," A beautiful woman with a bandana on and an orange shirt greeted Harvard. and then hugged him for some reason with her ample chest constricting him like lethal weapons!. "We're supposed to be closed, but my dear captain never gave up on his dreams of this place being a hit. How does it feel to have a hot woman against your back? If you leave, I promise you'll never feel anything so soft again!"

"I-I'm looking for the second mate," Harvard turned around and looked into the women's beautiful brown eyes. "Do you know where she is?"

"Sure, I'm her. What? You think pirates can't be women?" She replied, and picked Harvard off the ground and turned him in the air. "I'm a strong woman! You have a problem! Say it closer to my face!"

"You're pretty!" Harvard felt his nose touch the young ladies and then her lips and then their tongues touched. "Wait, what are you doing? Why are you kissing me?"

"Hmmm, you don't have poison in your body." The lady dropped Harvard on the floor and smiled. Howard looked up and saw she had on a pair of blue jeans that looked like two suns walking into the distance, but what he really noticed was that she had his shirt! "Now, come into my lair! My name is Ultimate Linda! Remember it or die!"