Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?

678  A Treacherous Friend

There was rain, there was wind, there was darkness and a foul pollution of evil that swarmed like tornados around the heavenly link. "WHAT'S HAPPENING!~"

Several reporters fell to the ground, the winds affecting them somehow from within their bubbles. There the massive pure heavenly link stood, bombarded by the actions of Beelzebub, Lucifer and the others. Bhahahahhaahahha~

The Titans roaring laughter embellished the space, with Ice titans throwing shards maniacally in celebration. There were Lava Titans, Wind Titans… So many Titans and creatures still pouring from the portals that weren't destroyed yet. Yes… yes… the end was near. And for the final piece of the puzzle, it was time to unleash the crackling creations they've been breeding within the underground sewage ways. "Come out, MY PRECIOUS!" Belphegor exclaimed. And almost immediately, a gush of green gunky creatures flowed out from the sewages like green slime. They seemed to be aware of Belphegor's presence, releasing strange crackling cries of bliss, finally free from the condemned dholes they grew in. Thanks to Loki's main ingredient, these babies should be able to do what they were meant for.

"Now, now… babies. You will all enter the light, tainting it to sustain us all."

Chaos seemed to be everywhere, a humanity prepared to not only meet its doom, but to enter a long million years of slavery from here on out. Are you happy? Are you thrilled?

ARE YOU FUCKING EXCITED?

The Underworld princes laughed and shook so maniacally that they tore their human suits without care. BEHOLD, their truest forms. The most grotesque looking things anyone could ever imagine. They say ugliness is in the eyes of the beholder, but many humans begged to differ. BLUGH~

All humans dropped to their knees, puking and gagging so hard they spat blood.

Those are their new Masters? These ugly things be their new rulers?

Even Butler Sheng, despite not throwing up, gagged severally. Then, after all the hard work… a passageway was finally made. SUCCESS!

All 4 Princely brothers and Titan King looked at each other tactfully. "Brothers," Lucifer spoke, his tone, a haunting melody of despair. "The time has come for revenge."

"Indeed…" Asmodeus chuckled. "With these precious mediums (green monster slim), we will pollute the heavens, spreading a weakening virus that will make them at least half weaker than their current strengths."

And it's all thanks to Loki. They wish they could kill him a million times over, but the fact still remains that they always needed him… No one can do the things he does.

It's precisely because of this that they despise him to the BONE.

However, one day when they get everything that is due to them, HE will be the first to GO. That's a promise. They did it! They did it! They did it!

Their imaginations about punching and beating the Almighty, Gabriel, Raphael, and everyone else to a pulp, was already getting out of hand. Ah yes… they could see it now. They even envisioned themselves in boxing rungs, giving a 1 and 2, like true protagonists of their own stories. Hey, it must feel good to slap those bastards up there to death!

No one could stop their hideous grins. Whelp, with the opening formed, they guess there was only one thing to do now. "Brothers," Beelzebub spoke with eloquence, watching the green sewer creatures head for the opening. "It's time to—"

BAM!

[4 Princes]:...

[Titan King]:...

[Titans and Underworld creatures]:...

[Humans with teary eyes]:...

It happened so fast.

Before Beelzebub could finish his sentence, the hole they had struggled to open, now closed in under a micro millisecond, before these creatures could step in. And do you know the worst part, the other items used to create the opening, quickly turned to dust as if their vitality was all used up. This… Is it supposed to do that?

Hold on, hold on…. The 4 princes and several others felt as though they were having a heart attack. Right from the end, everyone could hear Beelzebub's teeth crackling from his gnashing and grinding. "LO-KI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The world seemed unstable with tsunamis, earthquakes and all sorts of chaos the moment this cry left Beelzebub's lips. In a blink of an eye, Beelzebub Loki by the collar, shaking him till even he found himself dizzy. "You bastard! I'll strangle you to death!"

"Is it fun? Is it fun to play with us this way?"

Lucifer, Asmodeus, and Belphegor, also came with their weapons, stabbing Loki like a pinata hung on a rope. Don't stop them! Don't hold them back! Just let them beat this bastard till you forget his identity!

They swore on their own graves that they would kill him, bury him, resurrect him, wash him, dry him, hang him, and also stump him till he dies again! n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om

"Die, you bastard!"

"What insolence! What impudence!"

"That's it! I swear that if I don't tear your head from your neck, my name isn't Asmodeus!"

"You bloody son of BITCH! What else can I expect from someone spawned from that Bastard Almighty? Fine! I, Lucifer, also spawned from him. But you—- Fucking, motherfucking, treacherous, despicable, son of a bitch… You're just something else… SOMETHING TRULY EVIL!"

"Dammit, after working hard for millennials, this is what our hard work results in?"

"Brothers, what are we wasting our breaths for? BEAT HIM!"

"KILL HIM!"

"INCINERATE HIS BODY TO DUST!"

"..."

[Humans watching]:...

Can they say they have sympathy for these underworld princes?

Didn't you hear them? They've been working hard for ages. Even if it was they, humans, they'll probably throw missiles and go all out in anger if someone does this to them. "Loki…" Several people murmured his name, swearing to avoid this guy like the plague. From his first appearance today till now, they felt the name Trickster was quite suitable for him. Such a person might give them high blood pressure if they stayed in his presence. "DIE!"

"DIE!"

"DIE!"

Beelzebub and the others were so blinded by anger, that when the 'corpse' they were holding suddenly turned into a wooden carving, they were dumbfounded looking around for Loki like maniacs. "Now, now, boys…"

"LOKI! You must have a way. Tell us another way through NOW"!

They launched towards him once more when seeing him. But what he said next, left them frozen in place, turning their attention to one place and one place only. "Although I like watching you all sprawl in chaos, I can't take credit for this matter… Isn't that right, Grandmaster."