I Don't Want To Reincarnate

Chapter 493: The phone metaphysics of lover and wife

you said you love lilacs the most, because your name is her. What a melancholic flower, what a sentimental person …

At 7:30 in the morning, Jin Yangming’s phone rang. It was the most popular online song, lilac.

“F * ck!”

Chen hansheng played cards until very late last night and was woken up by the alarm clock in the morning. He got up angrily.

More importantly, Jin Yangming was like a dead person. His ringtone kept on repeating. He was practically the ” alarm bomb ” of room 602. Even when all his roommates were awake, he could still go back to sleep.

Chen hansheng climbed out of bed barefooted and woke Jin Yangming up impatiently. “I don’t want to criticize you for your stupid behavior. Anyway, you can’t change. But can you change to a more tasteful song?”

“I have good taste.”

Jin Yangming was not happy. lilac’s background story is so touching. I think this is the pinnacle of the Chinese music industry.

peak? you’re the type of person who has never seen the world.

Chen hansheng’s face was full of disdain, and then he began to narrate the song to Jin Yangming, “”Zhou jelun’s” seven-Lixiang,”Lin Junjie’s” Jiangnan,”S.H. E’s” Persian cat,”and Cai Yilin’s” thirty-six stratagems for love.”Which song’s temperament isn’t better than” lilac?”the internet’s catcalls spread because of audiences like you who don’t know how to appreciate it.”

Just as Chen hansheng was raising Xiao Jin’s appreciation of pop music, his phone’s alarm rang.

“My dear, fly slowly. Be careful of the thorny rose in front of you.Honey, open your mouth. The fragrance of flowers in the wind will make you drunk …”

Chen hansheng suddenly stopped talking. He went over to turn off the alarm without a word.”Hurry up and get up, you’re going to be late for class.”

“Damn, brother Chen, you’re really shameless.’Two butterflies’ can’t even compare to ‘lilac .’”

The morning class was ” social management practice “. Since it was already the first semester of the third year, the school had also considered the students ‘development after graduation, so the classes were arranged with some practical subjects.

The teacher, Zhang xueqing, was in her 30s. She used to be an HR staff in a state-owned enterprise. Later, she was admitted to the University of Finance and Economics as a teacher.

Such teachers had good academic qualifications and rich social experience. Their lectures were practical and not limited to book knowledge. They often shared her experience as an HR manager in a state-owned enterprise.

For example, office fights, all kinds of unspoken rules, how to deal with emergencies, and even love gossip. These college students who were still in their ivory towers were fascinated by the right and wrong.

This was much more interesting than the textbook, so in general, no one in her class or the public Management class would skip class, except for Chen hansheng.

Because he was busy, he disappeared from time to time.

When Chen hansheng came over today, he realized that meeting someone in person was better than hearing about them. A class was 40 minutes long, and teacher Zhang only lectured for 20 minutes at most. The remaining 20 minutes were spent sharing his experience.

“There was this one time when my unit was treating us to a meal. As I’m both a human resources and administrative personnel, I had to accompany them. At that time, it was a state-owned enterprise and I couldn’t do anything about it. If it was a private enterprise, I could find an excuse to reject it.”

It was unknown which knowledge point she had reached, but Zhang xueqing started again.”Later, as I was eating, I suddenly realized that because of the alcohol, the dishes might not be enough. At that time, I wanted to go out and add a few more dishes.”

“But my boss drank too much. He asked me why I went out. There’s a toilet in the room.”

Zhang xueqing scanned the entire class. it’s not good for me to directly say that we’re adding more dishes at this time. If the customers hear it, they might think that we’re not prepared enough. Thus, I had a sudden idea and lied that the dishes were being served too slowly. I went out to rush them.

how about this? not only will you hide your purpose, but you’ll also tell the customers that there’s more food coming.

After Zhang xueqing finished, she concluded with a slight smugness, this is just an example. You have to learn to infer from this. You might face the same situation at work.

pa, pa, pa ~ teacher, you’re too good.

The University students in the audience couldn’t help but clap. The third-year students had an interesting mentality. They had a vision for their future work, some fear, but more of an impulse to try.

Chen hansheng also clapped his hands, but he was sleepy and still had to sleep.

Mr. Zhang’s lecture was very interesting, but to someone like him who had earned his first pot of gold, it was actually of no damn use.

“Brother Chen, brother Chen, the teacher is here.”

Chen hansheng was lying on his stomach when Li Zhennan suddenly nudged his arm. When he looked up, Zhang xueqing was already standing beside him.

“Student Chen, you’re not giving me any face.”

Zhang xueqing was not angry. it’s not easy for him to come to my class, but he’s still sleeping. I was still bragging in my office a few days ago that Chen hansheng would never sleep in my class.

The teachers in the University did not have any pressure to get into higher grades, so they were not as strict as they were in high school. They rarely had conflicts with adult college students.

Zhang xueqing was no stranger to Chen hansheng. She even admired him. It was very difficult for a college student to start from scratch. Even if he failed, he was still worthy of respect.

“I’m sorry, teacher Zhang.”

Chen hansheng did not feel guilty at all. He smiled and said, “”I slept too late last night.”

“It’s completely understandable for young people to sleep late.”

Zhang xueqing spoke in a negotiating tone,”But don’t sleep in my class. You can sleep in another teacher’s class later.”

When the students in the class saw the teacher’s frivolous behavior, they all smiled.

He did not expect Chen hansheng to be even more frivolous. He grinned and said, “”To tell you the truth, I’m going to skip class later because it’s your class. I’m too embarrassed to leave.”

“Hahahaha …”

Some of the students were already laughing out loud. Jin Yangming even secretly gave a few thumbs up. As expected of brother Chen.

did you see that? this is the arrogance of your bad student.

Hu linyu said to Shen youchu.

Before Shen youchu could respond, Shang Yanyan turned around and retorted, “”What do you know? this is the class monitor’s charm.”

“Hmph, you’re the only one who thinks so.”

Hu linyu and Shang Yanyan were indeed enemies, and it was not the first time they had argued.

Zhang xueqing was also stunned when she heard this. She had long heard of Chen hansheng’s fearless character, but she did not expect the legend to be true.

“Ding Ling Ling ~”

At this moment, the school bell rang. Zhang xueqing jokingly prepared to end the class. it seems that I have to prepare for class more seriously in the future. I’ll try my best to make student Chen not sleep anymore.

“No, no, your skill level is already quite high.”

Chen hansheng praised him sincerely.

“Oh, how high is it?”

Zhang xueqing suddenly wanted to hear what this once brilliant university student entrepreneurial star thought of his class content.

Chen hansheng thought for a while and said with a serious face, “”If you want to change jobs in the future, I can leave a position in the company’s HR department for you,”

“Wow!”

The exclamations in the classroom became even louder. A student actually wanted to hire a teacher? this didn’t seem to be in line with the rules of the martial arts world.

“Thank you!”

Zhang xueqing didn’t seem to mind. She even smiled and said, thank you, President Chen, for acknowledging my ability. For student Chen to have such ambition at the bottom of the valley, in fact, it is not far from his second soaring.

The other students did not pay much attention to this conversation. It was not the first day they knew Chen hansheng, so it was normal for him to talk and laugh with the teacher.

The next class was ” Applied Accounting “. With Chen hansheng’s advanced mathematics results, it was basically like listening to a heavenly book. He was ready to go to the law firm in xinjiekou to take a look.

I have something to do. Don’t wait for me for dinner.

Chen hansheng walked over and explained the situation to Shen youchu.

Shen youchu also whispered his plan, ” I’ll head to the market to clean up after class in the afternoon. I’ll come up with a recruitment list for the milk tea shop with Lin Yu in the evening.

Chen hansheng smiled and pinched Shen youchu’s little face. But just as he walked out of the classroom, Shang Yanyan suddenly ran out.

“What’s the matter?”

Chen hansheng asked as he took out a lighter to light a cigarette.

“I’ll help you.”

Shang Yanyan snatched the lighter, held it in front of her with her left hand, and flicked the Flint with her right hand.

Chen hansheng tapped her wrist, indicating for her to walk further away.

“Are you worried that Shen youchu will see it?”

Shang Yanyan asked, her eyes wavering.

“Ang.”

Chen hansheng answered frankly.

“You’re too concerned about youchu’s emotions.” Shang Yanyan bit her lips.

“That’s for sure,”

it’s just like how I can pick up Shen youchu’s call in front of you, ” Chen hansheng said with a smile. but on the other hand, I probably won’t pick up your call in front of Shen youchu.