Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 42: Making automatic shotgun and doing wife things.

As I open my eyes, a familiar ceiling greets me.

''Mhmm~~''

I tried to stretch out my body, but as usual, my two lovers are clinging to me with all their limbs, physically, they are vastly stronger than me, so I can't really move much.

Today is Sunday, which means we don't have to go to the academy anymore. I feel like it has been a long time since I've come here, although it has been only one week or so.

Probably because of all the assassinating that I did. But for now, there's no major target in the empire that needed our power to clean up anymore, Duke Forbes was likely the strongest one.

So now, we need to focus on the politic. But that can wait for a while, we need to see how things go with the second prince first.

Conclusion? I have free time now. It's gun crafting time baby.

Using telekinesis to slip out of the double embrace, I let my two lovers hug each other. This scene is simply hypnotizing, to say the least, two young, beautiful elf girls hugging each other naked, sleeping.

After a morning wash-up, I put on my clothes and headed to the working table.

Now then, what should I make next?

I have a few options here, one is to make the other sniper rifle that I wanted to make, which is the Barrett M82, mostly because it's semi-automatic with pretty decent RPMRound per Minute, so it should shoot faster than the Hecate that I have right now.

But I can use telekinesis to pull the bolt of the Hecate back pretty quickly anyway, so I guess it won't be necessary yet.

Or, I can make a machine gun, which would probably be the MG3https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG_3_machine_gun, but then there's the problem with ammunition as well, I don't think I have enough bullets for machine guns.

So that means, shotguns.

But a normal shotgun is pretty inefficient, especially in this world where magic has more power than normal guns. The advantages of firearms that I've been relying on so far are speed and range, which the latter shotguns aren't really known for.

So I have to compensate that, by adding more power. Fortunately, mana make fantastic explosive fuels, so I just need to frankenstein them with the ammunition, somehow.

Now the real question is, what shotgun do I make. 

When somebody asks me how much more firepower do I need, the answer would always be 'YES'. So automatic shotgun it is.

After looking on the Wikipedia for a while, I decided on the Saiga-12https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saiga-12. AK-like guns never go wrong.

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After sacrificing most of my morning looking at the blueprints and making the components, I have managed to get around 40% of it done, I'd say.

''Rest a bit, you've been doing this for a long time now.'' Liana sitting besides me said.

''You're right, I got too focused.'' I replied.

''It's good that you know.'' She pats my head.

''...When did you get so gentle? You used to bully me before.'' I said, not that she doesn't bully me anymore, she's just doing it in bed.

''What? Do you want to be bullied?'' Liana said, pulling my waist closer to her.

''W-Well... I don't... Dislike it...'' I trailed off.

Liana smirks, then she immediately presses her lips onto mine.

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After a bit of saliva exchanging, we headed to our own kitchen, where Emy, in her apron, is trying to bake a cake, following a recipe book.

''It is going well?'' I asked.

''Mhmm.''

Hmm, it's looking pretty good so far, as expected of the Sweetmaster.

''Do you guys want to eat anything specifically for lunch? I can make it.'' I said, rarely do we have a whole day off like this, might as well cook for them, I'll be their wife in the future after all.

''Hmm, anything from your previous world?'' Liana asked.

''That sounds good.'' Emy added.

From Earth? Ergh... 

I could only think of fast food, most of the normal ones are here already.

Wait, Pizza? Let's try pizza. I've never heard of pizzas here before, did no one who came here from Earth know how to make it?

''There is one, it's called pizza. Cheese, sauce and toppings on top of a thin dough.'' I said.

''Oh~ That actually sounds good.'' Liana exclaimed, Emy is just nodding repeatedly.

''Alright then.''

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Looking for the right ingredients was pretty exhausting, but we finally got all of them. 

It's in the 'microwave' right now, I just slapped some metal together and manually heat up the thing, and then use telekinesis to rotate the dish in the center.

Look, in my defense, I have a very compelling reason, I'm too lazy. I'm not gonna invent the whole microwave here, no way.

Regardless, it's a thin-crust, chicken BBQ pizza. I made this because Liana loves chicken meat, Emy and I has no preference outside of sweets anyway.

*Ding*

Oh, looks like it's done. And no, that was not the microwave, it was me.

Taking out the pizza with telekinesis, the enchanting smell starts to envelope the room.

''Smells very good.'' Liana commented.

''Yeah, looks like it came out pretty good.'' I said, bringing it to the table.

On the table, Emy is already prepared to eat, holding a knife and a fork on her hands. Why does she look like an anime character...?

''Ah, this one is eaten by hand.''

''Okay.'' She puts down her eating utensils.

Sitting down on the chair, I use mana to form a knife in the air, then cut the pizza into six pieces, and now we wait for Liana. 

Shortly after, she came back with a tray of drinks, I asked her for cold colas, just to get the full pizza experience.

''Alright, dig in.'' I said.

Each of us grabs a slice and eats it. Hmm, I forgot ketchup, goddamnit.

''''Mhmm~''''

Looks like both of them do like it, I'm glad.

''This one is so good!'' Liana exclaimed.

''I forgot the ketchup, wait a second.'' I said, putting down the slice on my plate and go back to the kitchen to find the ketchup.

When I went back to the table, the two had already devoured most of the pizza, only leaving my half-eaten slice and another one. I admire their determination to leave some food for their girlfriend, but it's pretty funny how they're still staring at the two pieces intently.

'' ... ''

Well, guess I'll make more.

Spraying ketchup onto the two slices of pizza, I hold them both towards my girlfriends. ''Try it with ketchup, I'll make more.''

''''But...''''

''Just eat it, it doesn't take long anyway.''

''Thanks, I love you.''

''Me too, you're the best.''

I nod in satisfaction.

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After two more pizzas, we were done with lunch, and now I'm massaging my girlfriends. I heard that wives would usually massage their husband's shoulders or something, so here I am.

Unlike me, who is only doing exercises when in bed, these two move their body a lot, so a massage would be pretty nice to relax their muscles.

''Mhmm~~''

''Hah~ That's good~''

''Glad you two like it.''

I'm using telekinesis, mainly because I don't have a whole lot of hands, and it's not like I can massage them with my tits or anything. Well, I can, but that would help some other things rather than muscles.

Besides, it is a good way to practice my precision with telekinesis as well.

Tch, why are their legs so long.