Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 391: The Character Setup in the Script Must Be Kept in Mind!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 391 The Character Setup in the Script Must Be Kept in Mind!

"That, let me ask again. Are you sure it's the new artist who just entered the company, Kawaki-sama?" The female Artist B asked uncertainly.

"That's right, that's right. It's the girl who just entered the company." Kawaki nodded and replied, "That ah, in the next month's project, isn't there a new TV series "From Six to Nine"(Hereinafter referred to as 69) and we need to start selecting actresses? I think that girl is good, but her acting is slightly problematic. Let her come to my office for a while. I will personally guide her."

Just as he finished speaking, Kawaki suddenly reacted and thought with a face full of sweat, 'No, no, no! Didn't my words just now be the same as the producer who asked for the unspoken rules?! Sh*t! Because I was too hasty, I said it out of my mouth!'

"Yes, I understand." Artist B replied, "I will let the girl who just entered the company go over."

"Do you really understand?" Kawaki asked tentatively, "It's the girl who just entered the company. Is it really okay?"

"I will try my best to satisfy Kawaki-sama's needs." Artist B smiled and hung up the phone.

...

'Alright! Although something seemed wrong, it finally succeeded!' Kawaki cheered in his heart, 'Just wait for Otsuu-chan to enter the room! It doesn't matter if it's a pillow business or something! At worst, act like a real acting instructor!'

'But...' Kawaki thought about it again, 'Is this kind of thing really okay? Although I know it is to advance the plot, what about the audience? I should be like a scum in their eyes, right? It looks more like a scum who abuse his authority to play with his employee. Is it really okay to say this?'

'No, no, no, no!' Kawaki quickly shook his head and comforted himself, 'It's not a scum at all! As a producer, I have walked up to this point step by step. There should be no problem for me to abuse my authority a little, right? No one will gossip about leaving some beautiful memories with a newcomer, right? The audience should also be able to understand it, right?'

'Look! I am the only producer, songwriter, and director in the whole company. It is very hard for me! Moreover, I will die if I leave this room! No matter how you think about it, I am the one who works the hardest in this company!'

Thinking of this, Kawaki nodded, 'That's right! This kind of thing doesn't matter at all! The audience can understand me! If it really doesn't work, it can be regarded as love at first sight! Didn't the narration say at that time? We looked at each other across the building!'

Kawaki snapped his fingers, and then he thought, 'That's right! It was at that time! Because "I" fell in love at first sight but couldn't step out of the room, I missed her so much that I finally made up my mind to call the other person over to confess my love! Just treat it as this kind of development! I am a genius!'

Kawaki began to rejoice in his heart, but before Kawaki could be happy for a long time, there was a sudden knock on the door.

'It's coming! So fast!' Kawaki looked at the door in disbelief. Then, Kawaki adjusted his state and took two deep breaths. Then, he slowly walked to the door.

Kawaki stopped in front of the door. He adjusted his facial expression and revealed an affectionate face, then he reached out and opened the door.

"Hello, actually, from the first time I saw you... eh?" Looking at the two strange things at the door, the expression on Kawaki's face instantly froze, and the affectionate confession that he wanted to say also came to an abrupt end.

Looking at Gintoki and Toshiro who were dressed in women's clothing with heavy makeup, Kawaki was stunned for a few seconds before he reacted.

"Who... are you?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and looked at the two of them expressionlessly.

"Good evening~" Gintoki waved his hand and said coquettishly, "I'm Paako, who just entered the company yesterday. Didn't you ask me to come here to receive acting guidance?"

"I'm Toshiko, I am a newcomer who just entered the company with Paako yesterday~" Toshiro quickly continued, "Because I received a summons from our senior, I came here together~"

'I was tricked!' Kawaki cursed, 'These two guys must have been deliberately messing around! They must have deliberately come to destroy our play! How can I accept this?!'

"Ahhaha..." Kawaki smiled awkwardly and explained, "En, that, actually, I was mistaken. I wasn't calling you guys, but Otsuu..."

Without waiting for Kawaki to finish speaking, Gintoki and Toshiro had already stepped into Kawaki's room.

"Excuse me!" x2

"Hey! Listen to me!" Kawaki turned around and shouted.

"Wow! What a great room! It's called a sweets room, isn't it?" Gintoki looked at the layout of the room and praised it.

"No, Paako, it should be mayonnaise room!" Toshiro corrected with a pout.

"Well, did the two of you hear what I said just now?" Kawaki suppressed the anger in his heart and tried to put on a smile, "I said, I made a mistake. The person I call is Otsuu..."

"So cute~ There's actually strawberry milk~ I won't be polite~" Gintoki picked up a bottle of strawberry milk from his bosom and drank it.

"There's also a mayonnaise and oden~" As he spoke, Toshiro also took out a bottle of mayonnaise and a box of oden from his bosom. After pouring a thick layer of mayonnaise on the oden, he also began to eat it in large mouthfuls.

'Even the props were brought by you guys?!' Kawaki crazily complained in his mind, 'Speaking of which, why is it the two of you? The two of you are not my teammate, right? In this situation, the host should be shouting to stop, right? Why is it continuing?'

'Humph, I know what you are thinking!' Gintoki, who was drinking strawberry milk, slightly raised the corner of his mouth and glanced at Kawaki, 'Pillow business? Love at first sight? As someone who applies to be a supporting actor, I will definitely stop you!'

At the same time, Toshiro, who was eating oden, also curled his lips and glanced at Kawaki. He thought in his mind, 'The grudge in mayonnaise's swimming pool will be returned here! Bastard!'

Toshiro / Gintoki: We'll stop you!

"It's really delicious! It's so amazing!" Gintoki put down the strawberry milk in his hand and pretended to be emotional as he said, "This is the first time I've entered a sweets room! The strawberry milk here is really good~ Toshiko~"

"Paako~" Toshiro threw the rest of the oden in his hand into the trash can. He frowned and corrected, "No, it should be mayonnaise room. The mayonnaise here is really delicious when paired with oden~"

'Is my office a company canteen to the two of you?!' Kawaki cursed, then quickly shook his head, 'No, no, no, now is not the time to think about this. Since the host did not stop, it means that our play is still ongoing. I have to calm down, calm down!'

'Calm down! Calm... calm down and think seriously! Think quickly! Immersed in the sea of thoughts, dancing in the sky of logic and calculation...!' Kawaki closed his eyes, 'What I need to do now is to think of a way to get rid of these two people, and then ask the front desk to call Otsuu-chan over. In other words...'

Kawaki opened his eyes and looked at the two people in front of him who were whispering excitedly like two little girls. He thought to himself, 'Gotta get those two guys back! Get them both back in the normal way! With my current identity and personality, I must use reasonable reasons and ordinary methods to let them go back!'

"So, what kind of guidance will you give us?" Gintoki put his finger on his lower lip and put on a shy posture, "No matter what guidance, the two of us will work hard~"

"Yes, yes, what kind of guidance is it?" Toshiro imitated Gintoki's posture, "I can't wait any longer~"

'Stop! You two shemales! Guide? Sure! How about letting the two of you go to hell for guidance?' Kawaki's face burst with blue veins. Just as he was about to rush forward and beat the two of them up, he stopped and thought to himself, 'No! No! The play is still ongoing! If you get angry at this time, you'll be finished! We'll lose the competition directly!'

Kawaki once again suppressed the anger in his heart. He twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "That..."

"Do you want to see our acting skills?" Gintoki interrupted Kawaki and asked. Then he cleared his throat and shouted, "What the hell is this---!... How is it?"

"Well... even if you ask me how it is..." Kawaki replied with his eyes twitching.

"No, Paako," Toshiro shook his head and said, "It should be to teach us how to sing. Of course, we can let you see our skill."

After clearing his throat, Toshiro spoke again, "Alright! Good morning, everyone! Welcome to the mayonnaise cooking show! Yo yo yo yo... how is it?"

"That..." Kawaki retorted expressionlessly, "You should be the only one watching this kind of show, right?"

"Then changing it to 'Get lost! Divorce King' is fine too." Toshiro nodded and continued.

"Um... Divorce doesn't sound like an auspicious show," Kawaki took a deep breath and tried to put on a kind expression as he looked at the two of them, "You two are Paako and Toshiko who just entered the company yesterday, right?"

"Yes!" Gintoki and Toshiro replied at the same time, "Paako/Toshiko! Newbie artists that can do anything!"

"Anything... huh?" Kawaki asked tentatively.

"Yes! Anything is fine!" Gintoki and Toshiro stood up at the same time and answered firmly.

"In other words, you will do whatever I say, right?" Kawaki asked again.

"Yes! Of course!" x2