Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 422: Life Is Not Like an RPG Game Where There Was a Guidebook to Refer To!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 422 Life Is Not Like an RPG Game Where There Was a Guidebook to Refer To!

At this time, Kawaki and the others were slowly walking toward the Demon King Castle. They did not hide their whereabouts at all and swaggered toward the Demon King Castle.

[Along the way, everyone passed a bridge over an unknown river and arrived at Reeve Village. Through the secret passage in the Forest Shrine South of Reeve Village, they came to Najimi Tower on an island west of Aliahan.]

[After talking to the man at the top of Najimi Tower, everyone got the thief's key. After that, everyone returned to Reeve Village and used the thief's key to open the wooden door of the hut in the upper right corner of the village. After talking to the man in the hut, they obtained the Wrecking ball.]

[Walking eastward from Reeve Village, everyone arrived at a small lake. There is an underground cave called the "Cave of Enticement". Entering the cave, everyone found that the way forward was blocked by a stone slab and they could not move forward. At this time, the Hero stood in front of the stone slab and used the Wrecking ball. The Wrecking ball exploded violently, blowing up the stone slab, so everyone could continue moving forward.]

[Walking to the deepest part of the Cave of Enticement, everyone saw a Teleportal. After walking into the Teleportal, the Heroes were teleported to a distant place instantly. Coming out of the other end of the Teleportal, everyone arrived at Romaria. Going further north from Romaria, the Heroes arrive at Khoryv Village.]

[Going northwest from Khoryv Village is Noaniels Village. The Heroes talked to the people in Noaniels Village and found that all the people in the village were asleep and could not be woken up. There is a cave west of Noaniels Village so the Heroes decided to explore this cave.]

[Warning! There are very powerful monsters in the cave, so be careful at all times. There is a certain location in the cave that can restore HP and MP.]

[In the end, the Heroes found the Dream Ruby and the elf princess's written message in a treasure box surrounded by stone pillars in the deepest part of the cave. Afterward, everyone took the Dream Ruby to the Elven Village to find the Elf Queen.]

...

"Tsukki, did you hear a voice?" Kawaki, who was walking on the path, turned to look at Tsukuyo and asked in a low voice, "The voice of a guy who has been talking about the DQ3 strategy guide? That guy is so long-winded, and that guy is Gintoki, right? Why is it that the guy who obviously doesn't have a role here is acting as a narrator? So annoying! Is this really okay? We didn't do anything, but can we really let the readers think that we have done so many things? Don't you feel embarrassed?"

"Idiot, lower your voice!" Tsukuyo reminded him in a low voice, "Don't talk nonsense at a time like this. It's probably the kind of deception that we didn't do anything, but let the readers think that we did. Wasn't it commonly used before? It's called [obviously, we didn't do anything, but let the readers think that we did those things]!"

"So that's how it is!" Kawaki knocked with his hand, "It turns out to be such a plot. Next, we should go to see the Elf Queen and replace the Dream Ruby with a Wake Up Powder, right? Use the Wake Up Powder to wake up the people in Noaniels Village, right? I remember it seems to be this part."

[No, Kawaki-sama, you should use the Wake Up Powder to wake up our companion, Katsura-sama.] Tama, who was leading the way, said.

Hearing this, Kawaki turned around and looked at Katsura being dragged to the ground with a rope. Then, he looked at the rope on the other end of Tama's hand. After a long silence, he waved his hand.

"Don't worry about it. Zura is fine. Even if we leave him alone there, it would be fine. Why did we have to bring this guy along? Can't he just lie there and sleep? Just let this LV guy sleep in Patty's Party Planning Place!"

(Patty's Party Planning Place: In DQ3, the hero can recruit companions or store temporarily unused companions.)

[Kawaki-sama, the only people who can be stored in Patty's Party Planning Place are companions, and garbage cannot.] Tama reminded kindly.

"You're right." Kawaki cupped his hands and sighed softly before nodding.

"You can't store garbage. It's really a headache."

"Kawaki, this is not going to work." Katsura, who had woken up at some point, came to the side of the White Blood King. He shook his head and said, "You have been like this since before. When you played DQ3, you kept all your companions in Patty's Party Planning Place. I told you a long time ago that one person will never be able to pass the level! Even the useless merchant companions can be used in the subsequent plot!"

With that, Katsura patted the White Blood King on the shoulder and squinted his eyes, "So let's take the risk together this time, Kawaki!"

"Zura, I'm here." Kawaki, who smiled with squinting eyes, pointed at himself with his index finger and said, "Kawaki is here. The one over there is just an idiot hero. It was just an idiot hero who was woken up by his mother in the morning and was urged to see the king."

"Nani!" Katsura suddenly noticed Kawaki at the side. At the same time, he revealed a shocked expression. He once again faced the White Blood King and said solemnly, "I didn't expect xxxtendo to make such a move so quickly. Even you have been copied, Kawaki?!"

Kawaki, whose forehead had blue veins popping out, continued with a fake smile, "If you want to die, I can satisfy you."

"Kawaki! Don't worry! I will save you!" Katsura wiped the tears on his face and patted the White Blood King on the shoulder again, "No matter what, I will save my former companion!"

"Go to hell." Kawaki smiled and pulled out the toothpick at his waist.

Boom!!!

...

Narrator: [To the west of Rimuldar, the Heroes used the Rainbow Drop that the old man combined using the Stones of Sunlight, Staff of Rain, and the Sacred Amulet to summon a bridge. After crossing the bridge, the Heroes finally arrived at the Archfiend's Castle.]

[That is my main system over there. It has been completely invaded by the virus and has become Tapir's stronghold. They built their nests there, which served as the tapir's hub.] Tama looked at the dark version of Disneyland not far away and introduced it to the people on the side.

[The one who continuously creates Tapir is the Archfiend Tapir. He is the prototype of all Tapir in my body. He is the king of all Tapir. If he is not eliminated, the Tapir invasion cannot be stopped.]

"Hey, can you not just follow the narration's words?" Kawaki squinted his eyes and said expressionlessly, "Where is Rimuldar? When have we ever been to that place? Who is the old man? What are the Rainbow Drops formed by the combination of Stones of Sunlight, Staff of Rain, and the Sacred Amulet? When have we done that kind of thing? Can you stop making jokes about DQ3?"

Tama continued, [As long as he is eliminated, the other Tapir will also disappear. Please, White Blood King and Kawaki-sama.]

"Ahhh..." The White Blood King yawned and rubbed his eyes, which looked like he had just woken up, "Um, Tama-sama, what did you say just now? Is it time for lunch?"

"I don't know what happened, but when I saw that guy's expression, I felt a little angry," Kawaki complained in a low voice with an expressionless face.

"Hahahaha! Sure enough, you are still exactly the same as before! Kawaki!" Katsura laughed and said, "It was like this during the war in the past. He didn't listen to the battle plan I made at all."

"Hey, there should be a limit to how idiot you can be. Kawaki is here." Kawaki pointed at himself expressionlessly, "The one over there is just a stupid hero. He has never participated in war with you."

"Again," Katsura shook his head and chuckled. "You have always been so cold, but I know that when we go to bed at night, you always secretly play DQ alone on my Super Home Game Console!"

"Don't make up non-existent memories without permission! Bastard! I never remember that I had that kind of behavior!" Kawaki cursed angrily, "And how many times have I said it? The one over there is not Kawaki!"

"Hey, if you try to get close to me again, I will really kill you." The White Blood King glanced at Katsura lightly, "Because you are Tama-sama's friend, I showed mercy. Otherwise, that blow would have sent you to hell."

"Don't always say these heartless words, Kawaki." Katsura laughed, "I know, your heart has always been..."

Without waiting for Katsura to finish speaking, the White Blood King pulled out the huge sword behind him and swung it at Katsura.

After a boom, the smoke enveloped everyone.

"Hey, kid, calm down a bit." Kawaki's voice came from the smoke.

The smoke slowly dispersed. Only then did Tsukuyo and Tama see the scene inside. They saw Kawaki standing in front of Katsura, using the toothpick in his hand to block this killing blow for Katsura.

"Looks like it's not that useless." The White Blood King lightly curved his lips and then withdrew his hero's sword.

"You should also pay a bit more attention, otherwise if you really get killed next time, I won't take revenge for you." Kawaki also took back his toothpick and glanced at Katsura behind him.

"Really, this feeling is really the same as before." A relieved smile appeared on Katsura's face. He gently shook his head and sighed softly, "It's been so many years since I've experienced this feeling, the feeling of being protected by you. But Kawaki, we are also..."

Without waiting for Katsura to finish, Kawaki directly interrupted and said, "Alright, let's cut the crap. In short, we have already arrived at the enemy's lair. The only option left is to wipe out the enemy."

As he spoke, Kawaki glanced at the White Blood King, who was yawning and bored to death and then looked at the countless soldiers dressed in black tight suits who were rushing over because of the noise just now.

"Thanks to someone, we have already been discovered. There is no use in dilly-dallying here. It will only attract more enemies. Tsukki, I'll leave Tama to you. Zura, let's go!"

At this time, Tama reminded, [Kawaki-sama, Katsura-sama, and Tsukuyo-sama, the toothpicks on your waists are specially made by Gengai-sama. It takes advantage of Tapir's ability to swallow information, and in turn, transmits a large amount of information into the Tapir's body at high speed.]

[The toothpick contains a large amount of rotten information caused by food poisoning. If these toxins are directly injected into the stomach that is spasming after swallowing the poison, their stomach will collapse before the information can be digested.]

"Looks like that old man isn't completely useless..." Kawaki chuckled. Then, he once again pulled out the toothpick at his waist and looked at it, "But to be honest, I really don't like this shape. I'm not used to using swords or anything like that."

"What's going on with this nostalgic feeling?" Katsura looked at the countless Tapirs surrounding him with a look of emotion on his face, "I may be the only one in the world who can remember the past in this crisis moment."

"Zura, you remember what I said before, right? Men who are too obsessed with the past are not pleasing to women."

"I just don't want you to say that," Katsura chuckled. Then, he adjusted his posture and bent his legs slightly. At the same time, he held the toothpick at his waist tightly, "Those who follow the pace of the times, understand the world's situation clearly, listen to the voices of all people, and express their innermost demands with actions are the real Jouishishi! My steps have never stopped! My eyes have always been staring closely at what I see in front of me! I have never looked away! Even if you are no longer beside me!"

"It seems that there is no growth at all. At least you can say beautiful words in a decent way." Kawaki lowered his head and gently curled the corners of his mouth, "Then, let's go..."

With that, Kawaki instantly rushed toward the direction where the most enemies were.

"Wait a minute, shouldn't we formulate strategy first at this time? There are thousands of people on the other side!" Tsukuyo hurriedly reminded, "It's better to retreat first and formulate a plan before coming back!"

[Yes, Kawaki-sama, it is better to retreat now. ] Tama agreed.

"Tsukuyo-dono, Tama-dono, with him in the war, there is no need for a battle plan. All you have to do is trust him." Katsura chuckled and replied. Then he shouted, "Let's go!"

After saying that, Katsura rushed to the other side.

"It seems that he is not like a clown who has no use at all." The White Blood King snorted and then pulled out the Hero's sword behind him, "That oppai woman over there, Tama-sama will be handed over to you."

After saying that, the White Blood King rushed in another direction, facing the direction of Kawaki's back.

Tsukuyo, "..."

...

In Tsukuyo's eyes, this battle that had lasted for thirty minutes had not stopped at all. Perhaps it should be called a massacre.

In the past Hyakka's work, Tsukuyo also dealt with countless men who called themselves samurai-sama who caused trouble in Yoshiwara. However, the sword in their hands was completely different from the half-baked sword style in Kawaki's hands!

Watching Kawaki continuously crush a large number of Tapir, Tsukuyo suddenly felt that the toothpick in Kawaki's hand was like a sword but not like a sword.

It seemed like something he should have always been holding in his hand, but it seemed a little bit awkward.

Looking at Kawaki who was swinging his sword to the extreme, and his expression that seemed to be mourning when he rushed into the crowd, Tsukuyo murmured, "Where is that man's eyes looking at..."

As she spoke, Tsukuyo glanced lightly at the White Blood King on the other side. Regardless of his movements or expression, he was exactly the same as Kawaki!

...

"Tsukuyo-dono, how is it?" Katsura walked over and asked, "Do you see that? That... no, those two people."

Tsukuyo did not answer.

"Even in this situation, his eyes still did not look at the enemy. In fact, I once asked him where his eyes are looking now..." As he spoke, Katsura looked at Kawaki, who had finished dealing with all the enemies and was sitting on the ground scratching his head with a casual expression.

"However, nothing came out in the end. He is different from me, Gintoki, and Takasugi. The direction he is looking at is a direction that we are completely unaware of. Although we have been together since childhood, he is now in a certain sense, distanced himself from us, walking firmly and striding in a direction we are completely unaware of. Even if no one knows the true thoughts in his heart, he never stops. He is that kind of man."

As he spoke, Katsura glanced at the White Blood King who was sitting on the ground and doing nothing, "That person should be the same, if he is a replica produced based on Kawaki's data."

After a moment of silence, Tsukuyo slowly opened her mouth.

"I... will watch him. I will always be by his side."

"Is that so..." Katsura cupped his hands and said softly, "Then thank you..."