My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing

"Splush!"

He plunged into the water, swimming upstream and covering a distance of four or five meters. Chen Yu emerged at the surface, expelling a breath of murky air.

He confirmed that his lower half was now completely clean.

Yet he didn't rush to shore.

Instead, he pondered over a new problem.

"Definitely can't wear those pants again."

"Where to find a new pair..."

As he contemplated, Chen Yu looked around and noticed a guy downstream staring at him in a daze.

Chen Yu: "..."

Crew-cut man: "..."

The two locked eyes, the brief stare lasting quite a while, until the crew-cut man ran away in terror.

"Fellow daoist!" Chen Yu promptly took up the chase, "Please wait! Where did you buy your pants."

Five minutes later.

Chen Yu had successfully changed into a new set of clothes and happily left the scene.

He left the crew-cut man behind in the stream, naked and shivering, clutching his chest, choking back sobs...

Hurrying back to the "corpse hiding spot" in the bushes, Chen Yu sat down cross-legged and stared blankly at the dead body of the "ape" Transcendent.

"Inadequate Instantaneous Movement." From a combat perspective, it was undoubtedly a divine skill.

But its side effects were nauseating.

He couldn't fathom any logical connection between "blinking" and "diarrhea" on either a physical or physiological level.

All he knew was that using this ability was rather inconvenient.

Otherwise, the "ape" Transcendent he fought wouldn't have ignored such a "divine skill" and chosen a head-on confrontation.

After all, even a Transcendent had their pride.

Fighting while shitting—what a sight to behold.

Ridiculous.

'So, how should I use this skill effectively?'

Chen Yu buried himself in deep thought.

Should he carry diapers with him from now on?

Or perhaps plug himself with a corncob?

'That probably won't work.'

Chen Yu glanced at the corpse of the "ape" Transcendent.

If the solution was that simple, the Transcendent species would have figured it out long ago.

Recalling his own use of the "blink" ability and the fact he hadn't felt himself excrete anything, Chen Yu began to piece together a theory.

"That filth wasn't something I released."

"It must have separated from my body during the spatial teleportation."

"Could it be that under this ability's rules, bodily waste isn't considered part of the body?"

"That doesn't make sense, though. How come my clothes can teleport with me then?"

Despite trying, he couldn't figure it out.

For the time being, Chen Yu decided not to dwell on it any longer.

Instead, he stood up, resolutely deciding to use this skill "without any restrictions" from now on.

What's there to be scared of about diarrhea?

He wasn't a fairy who only ate without the need to relieve himself.

The worst-case scenario was a loss of face.

Compared to "life," what did face matter?

Moreover, did Chen Yu even care about losing face?

With this "mental preparation" in mind, Chen Yu relaxed, grabbed his folding entrenching tool, and cheerfully started to dig a grave.

He buried the body of the "ape" Transcendent, leaving only its head exposed.

In his previous "work," he had deliberately avoided damaging the Transcendent's head. Thus, the head remained intact.

Not a single wound on it.

"Whack!"

With a shovel, he split open the head and swiftly took out a container of liquid nitrogen from his bag on the ground, unscrewed the lid, and deposited the intact brain inside.

"Hiss hiss hiss—"

The liquid nitrogen immediately boiled, freezing the brain.

Chen Yu tightened the lid back on the container and put it in his backpack, then cut off a piece of the pig brain he carried and buried it in the hole along with the "ape" Transcendent's skull.

Only then did he leave the area.

"One brain isn't enough."

"And this monkey's been dead for a while now."

Chen Yu ran while pinpointing his direction toward the No. 46 starting point.

He knew the Token numbers of all competing participants.

That "ape" Transcendent's kin was at No. 46!

Without a doubt.

He was headed in the right direction.

After just ten minutes of running, Chen Yu encountered a second Transcendent from another species.

However, it wasn't an "ape" Transcendent.

Rather, it was a "fungus mushroom" Transcendent covered in tentacles.

"Squeak—"

Chen Yu instantly slammed the brakes, standing still to carefully observe the enemy before him.

The "fungus mushroom" Transcendent also observed Chen Yu, wriggling a tentacle and pulling out a Token from its "pouch," showing the "back side" of it to Chen Yu.

Chen Yu squinted.

Realizing the foe was demanding his own Token number.

After a half-second hesitation, Chen Yu decisively turned and fled.

The "fungus" Transcendent hesitated for a moment before giving chase.

Because Chen Yu kept his speed at the level of a first-tier Defying Fate Skill,

a chase ensued, one human, one mushroom. The gap between them closed rapidly.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om

"Sizzle~"

The Transcendent emitted an odd sound from its mouthparts, extending four tentacles to quickly ensnare Chen Yu's waist and pull him backward.

Chen Yu, however, remained cool and collected, sneering as his right hand pulled out his "sister's white tooth" and his left hand shed his trousers.

In the next instant, Deficient Instantaneous Movement was activated!

He vanished into thin air. Discover hidden tales at empire

Leaving behind only a puddle of filth on the "fungus" Transcendent's tentacle.

"!"

The fungus Transcendent was shocked.

Then its body was cleaved in two.

"Whoosh!"

Then into four pieces.

Eight.

Sixteen.

Until it was completely disintegrated.

Leaving only an intact mushroom head.

"Plop."

Chen Yu landed on his feet, glanced back at his bare, clean buttocks, and expressionlessly pulled up his trousers.

Just as he expected,

After "blinking," the waste hadn't come from inside him.

Instead, it was left "behind" at the original location.

"Quite dignified."