Should Have Let Me Die

Chapter 160: Trouble In The Making!

I had to stay in bed with Xelios for another thirty minutes before I was steady enough to stand on my own two feet. To say that she rocked my world would be a gross understatement of what just occurred. The very fibers of my being could feel the waves hitting them, taking in the radiance of ecstasy everywhere on my body.

Xelios said it was something that was rarely talked about, and it was meant to be considered one of the most memorable in a Butterfly Folks life. With this, I was in agreement, something truly memorable, tasting the rainbow. We cuddled and talked and I was still trying to get functions back in order; it was like my head was put into a paint shaker.

We finally got up, and I let the magic create a cute short dress, with a splash of colors that leaked into intricate lines and patterns. I started to work on my disguise; I had found out to my horror that I could use Kara's magic to grow hair, and then control it. 

It happened one day when I was messing around in front of a mirror before going to bed. I tried to grow a mustache and that I did, but the thing was long. Then, just for fun, I sent a thought to have my mustache wash my face, and the magic responded. The stache got bigger and then did as commanded.

It was the weirdest and creepiest experience I have ever had; I don't like hair, I think it's good on other people, but I just don't like it on me. So, the whole experience had made me stay away from trying anything like this, and since I would be using the hair, I wouldn't be able to use any other magic. This shouldn't be a problem, I have had access to the thread magic for a while, so I could use it in my sleep. 

For my disguise, I used thread magic to make a spandex like speedo, which made Xelios laugh as I struck a pose. After, I grew hair like a thread from almost every part of my body, covering me from head to toe, making me look like cousin It from the Adams Family! I also made shoe-socks, a bucket hat with tan and green stripes running vertically. Finally, to complete the look, I went to my stand and grabbed the white-rimmed sunglasses I had been meaning to give to Cable and slid them on over the hair.

Since I had control of the hair, I could easily make the hair part behind the glasses without anyone noticing. With the costume completed, I turned to Xelios, whose eyes were huge with surprise.

"What do you think of my disguise?"

"I...you...what? You look like an oversized wig stand that somebody tried to dress up to be funny. So, pretty good, but Black? Xelios asked.

"What's wrong with black?"

"It's to you. You need something like...a rainbow of colors!"

"Babe, that seems a bit biased, I'll add some streaks of white to make me look old like this."

I changed some colors and made some streaks of white. Now I was Referee Cousin It!

"Well, not much of an improvement, but it will have to do, you are already late to meet the others!" Xelios said, trying to rush me out the door.

Before she could get me out the door, I parted the hair from my lips and gave her a long kiss that she fought the entire time. Finally, she was able to get free, and jumped back from me, giving me a fierce scowl that I had never seen on her face before, well in this life at least, hehe.

"That was gross, don't do it again or you won't be getting any more of this!"

I waved my hairy arms in front of me in defense. Man, give this girl some sexy time, and all of a sudden she's the boss, kinky! I mean, she had the goods to hold me at ransom, that was more than for sure!

"I give! I won't don't it again. I promise, scouts honor and all that jazz!"

"Go, you're making the other's wait!"

"Love you, babe!" I shouted as I jogged out the door.

I was supposed to go meet Mesh, Nuwari, Kalita, and Kadence down at The Thirsty Ogre about thirty minutes ago, but well, things happened. They could wait in the name of this thing, wow my head was still swimming from the experience. As I walked down the stairs I got strange looks from all the helpers and figured I should have just jumped out the window. Instead, I jogged to the back of the house, the thing was so damn big that it was almost necessary to jog from room to room!

I popped into the high-fenced backyard to see that all my children were already playing in the grass with mums. The scene was cute and me looking like a striped hair monster didn't faze any of my wives, they all said good morning dear to me without batting an eye. Though, when I tried to get close to Kyla who was lying on her back, she flipped over and started to growl at me, yup, trouble in the making.

I waved goodbye to them all, not wanting to get too close, but I started a Wendy and our little girl, Fenlirosa, or Fenli for short. For some reason, instead of growing wings on her back, two little cute wings were on the top of her head like Kyla's little furry ears. I hopped the fence and started jogging again before I got lost in gushing over my adorable children.

I stretched from jogging to running, but I had to be normal, hopefully, no one would be watching my house and me hopping the fence would go unnoticed by the people that mattered. My only magic now was my hair, and I had to keep that appearance up if I wanted to find out who was taking my people and the slaves.