The Principle of a Philosopher by Eternal Fool “Asley”

Chapter 470.7, The Grand Finale Scenes 9 (Split Part 7/8)

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~~ Eighth Day of the Ninth Month, Ninety-Sixth Year of the War Demon Calendar ~~

The morning sun graced the capital city of Eddo in Toued with its presence.

Its rays illuminated the eyelids of Asley, who resided in the Silver Mansion.

Its so hot feels like my eyes are being roasted

Grudgingly, Asley opened his eyes.

In the War Demon Nation, there were four seasons, and Toued was the same.

In the first half of the ninth month, the intense sunlight of Toued still persisted, unyielding even to the worlds strongest man.

As Asley raised his upper body, scratching his ruffled hair, he glanced back at Pochi, who was sleeping soundly behind him.

Cheeky little furball

Leaving Pochi, blissfully asleep, behind him, Asley rose from his bed.

As he stepped into the hallway to head to the bathroom, children passed by on the way.

Good morning, Asley!

Morning, Asley!

Mm-hm, morning.

In the bathroom, Tarawo was busy wiping his face with a towel while his master, Tifa, watched.

Surprised by Asleys sudden appearance, Tifa let out a startled, bewildered voice.

Hyah?

Hyuh?

Hyoh?

Startled by Tifas voice, Tarawo and Asley, with a toothbrush in his mouth, exchanged simple utterances.

Tifa, who had covered her face with the towel, only revealed her eyes to Asley and slowly backed away from the bathroom, making sure not to show her back.

Finally, she ran off and disappeared, leaving Asley and Tarawo staring at each other, tilting their heads in confusion.

Dude, youre not supposed to enter the bathroom when a girl is using it. Isnt that just common sense?

This remark came from Bruce, who peeked in from the bathrooms entrance.

However, as it turned out, Bruces common sense was not the same as Asleys.

Wait, really?

Im afraid I didnt know that, either.

And indeed, Tarawos common sense was different as well.

As Bruce chuckled, Betty popped out from behind him.

Ugh I wish the sun would just die already.

Dipping her towel into the washbasin, Betty began to wipe herself down with it.

Face, arms, armpits, stomach and finally, she attempted to wipe her chest, prompting Bruce to stop her.

Youre not supposed to do that in front of guys, you know!

Huh? Why should I care? Its not like it matters how people see me. Oh, Asley, can I get some ice for this barrel?

Sure, one Ice Pillar coming up.

As requested by Betty, Asley dropped a piece of ice, sized just right, into the water-filled barrel.

Ayy, nice and cold! Awesome!

Now happy with the temperature of the water in the barrel, Betty scooped some cold water with a bucket and soaked her towel again.

Then, as she wiped her neck, an unusual sound escaped from Bettys mouth.

RARRRRRR~~~~

Startled by the inexplicable sound from Betty, Tarawo was astonished.

She she really is the Silver Tiger! Such a terrifying intimidation!

Nice and cool~~

Amidst Bettys jubilant voice, Blazer entered the bathroom.

Hmm, its pretty crowded in here. Take your time Ill come back later.

Despite being in a mansion, there was not enough space with Tarawo and Asley included.

No need, Blazer. Im done here.

I was just about to leave, too.

Tarawo and Asley stepped out into the hallway, making space in the bathroom for Blazer.

As Asley and Tarawo made their way from the corridor to the dining room, they conversed.

Hey, Tarawo? Blazer went into the bathroom even though Betty was there, right?

Betty isnt a girl. Shes a tiger.

Uh-huh

Asley was oddly satisfied with Tarawos explanation.

As they arrived at the dining room, Asleys face broke into a smile as he observed Haruhana bustling about with preparations.

Tarawo seemed similarly pleased.

Oh, Haruhanas cooking today.

Fwahahaha! Looks like we can expect a good meal, Asley!

Oh, Sir Asley and Tarawo. Good morning.

Good morning, Haruhana.

Hmph, yes, I suppose I should say it, so as to not incur Tifas wrath! Good morning!

As the three exchanged morning greetings, someone unexpected for this setting approached from behind Haruhana, carrying dishes.

Ah, good morning Asley and Tarawo.

Holy hell, an ancient Holy Emperor is carrying dishes

Asley?

Ah, nothing. Never mind that. Good morning, Leon.

Hmph, yes, I suppose I should say it, so as to not incur Tifas wrath! Good morning!

We must be sure to eat plenty today. Please wait while I set the table!

As Leon spoke, a voice from the kitchen interrupted,

Oh, Sir Asley! Perfect timing! I need you to cast the Boil spell!

Sure thing!

Fwahahaha! Would you like me to use my Purgatory Breath, Itsuki!?

No thanks!

All right, then. I shall get myself seated!

As Asley headed toward the kitchen and Tarawo settled into a corner of the dining room so as not to be in the way, breakfast preparations continued.

Tifa, now dressed up, and Betty, with a refreshed face, joined them.

Good morning, everyone!

Lina and Fuyu arrived, and gradually, the seats filled up.

You ready, Fuyu?

Yes, all set!

Fuyu clenched her fists with determination, earning a smile from Lina.

Good morning.

Lylia walked in and proceeded to sit beside Lina.

Good morning.

Lylia nodded in response to Lina and Fuyus greetings.

Are you ready, Miss Lylia?

Lina posed the same question as she had to Fuyu, but it seemed she chose the wrong target.

Hmm? Ready? For what?

Huh?

Fuyu whispered to Lina,

I dont think she needs to prepare for this. Its probably a routine thing for her.

Oh, okay.

While Lina agreed with Fuyus statement, Lylia tilted her head, unable to understand.

Mana arrived amidst their conversation and took a seat beside Lylia.

Mornin, Lylia. You ready for this?

Again with that ready for what, exactly?

Lylias puzzled response elicited a wry smile from Lina and Fuyu. Fuyu leaned in to whisper to Mana, and this time, Lylia leaned in too, eager to hear the explanation.

Oh, THAT thing

Lylia said, seemingly understanding what it was now.

After the conversation among the four ended, Adolf and Reid arrived at the dining room, chatting as they walked.

I mean, yeah, but seriously, isnt that luggage a bit excessive?

Huh? Really? You can never be too cautious, you know?

Eh, its fine. Worst-case scenario, we can just shove it all into Asleys storeroom.

Reid, youve been acting pretty sloppy lately, you know?

What!? I never expected YOU of all people to say something like that, Adolf!

Reid retorted indignantly, but Adolf seemed entirely unfazed.

Grrrrrr!

Reids words caught in his throat.

Immediately after, he felt a jolt against his back.

Hey, my sloppy dude!

Bruce said as he smacked Reid on the back.

Oof!?

Reid winced and tried to resist the pain shooting through his back.

Dammit, Bruce! You little

Reids anger suddenly disappeared as he sensed an unsettling aura directly behind him.

When Reid turned around, he faced the weathered countenance of a seasoned warrior.

It seems youre not diligent enough, Reid.

C-Chief, its not

I dont think its admirable to rely on magic for everything.

Oh, um Yes, sir

As the diminished figure of Reid moved aside, Reyna and Natsu chuckled as they passed him.

Huh? Pochis not here yet?

Natsu asked the group.

In response to Natsus inquiry, Asleys voice echoed from the kitchen.

Still sleeping! Shell probably wake up when she smells the food anyway!

Hmm Oh, Blazers here! Reyna, lets go over to Blazer!

Taking Reynas hand, Natsu headed towards Blazers seat.

Reyna smiled as she watched over her. However, she also harbored some questions about the two.

[Theyve been close for a long time, but what does Natsu really think of Blazer? A parental figure? Brother? Love interest? No, the last one isnt it. Perhaps more than friends but not quite a love interest and slightly leaning towards a parental figure? In any case, I mustnt take my eyes off the future developments of their relationship!]

Sitting next to Natsu, to the other side of whom sat Blazer, Reyna muttered to herself.

Blazer and Natsu looked on at her, puzzled by her contemplative expression.

So in the end, you didnt prepare anything? Unbelievable

Another voice from the hallway reached the dining room.

Everyone immediately recognized it as Idas voice.

Well, you see I just couldnt decide, and before I knew it, it was morning

You didnt sleep at all!? You damned idiot!

Ida, expressing both exasperation and anger, sat on one random cushion in the dining room.

Well I did drink Pochibitan D, so Im not tired thats fine, right?

Not at all! Youre being sloppy, you know that!?

Y-yeah. Sorry.

Midors, sitting beside Ida, also shrunk down like Reid.

Observing their interaction, Bruce burst into laughter.

Hahaha! Hes a sloppy guy too, huh? This is getting out of hand! Now there are TWO of them!

Though normally Reid and Midors would not retort, this time it was different for the pair.

Bruce, youre not exactly a shining example either.

Yeah, as our senior, youre far from ideal.

Betty burst into laughter at their unexpected comeback.

AHAHAHA! I know, right? I mean, he just went broke and had to borrow from his juniors for DAILY NECESSITIES thats not good at all! Ohohohoho!

Gah!? Well, I couldnt help it! Besides, werent you also enjoying yourself when you were drinking!?

Yeah, why wouldnt I? Drinking with someone elses money makes the booze taste the best! Didnt you know that?

Bruce had lost all his money, and the ones who had benefited the most were undoubtedly Pochi and Betty.

Consequently, Bruce ended up borrowing money from his juniors, Midors and Reid.

Damn it If only Asley had lent me some, it wouldnt have turned into such a big deal!

Frustrated, Bruce sat next to Asley.

Well, you see, I dont have enough money to lend Ive got a SUPER GLUTTON with me! Plus, things are only going to get tougher from here.

Yeah, right

Bruce sighed as he crossed his arms. Then a voice came from behind him,

Why do you worry so much? You did already find yourself a job, didnt you?

Oh?

Bruce turned to face the owner of the voice, and saw that it was Bright, accompanied by Ferris.

Good morning, everyone.

In response to Brights greeting, everyone reacted with a polite greeting of their own

Morning.

And to Ferris confident greeting, the response from everyone else was somewhat awkward.

Ferriss aloof attitude seemed unchanging.

I mean, yeah But that doesnt mean I dont have my doubts about it.

With Bruce responding like that to Brights earlier comment, Asley chuckled dryly.

Its all right, Bruce. By next year, youll become a trillionaire.

Look, man, I aint gonna kill anyone for money.

That never was in the job description, though?

Yeah, but yknow your aura tells me that you might resort to it at some point

What exactly do you mean by that?

As Bright was getting uncomfortably close to Bruce, it was Ferris who intervened and pulled him away.

Bright, over here.

W-whoa! What was that for, Ferris!?

Dragged along, Bright was led to an empty seat by Ferris. As he sat down, Asley asked him,

Huh? Bright, what about Chappie?

Hes peeking into Pochis room. Its almost like hes stalking her.

Huh well, theyll come right down the moment we start eating. Both Pochi and Chappie.

Im sure they will.

Bright nodded in agreement with Asleys words.

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