This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Le remained silent for an even longer period of time. He knew that he wasn’t actually ill and he couldn’t help but ask, “Haven’t you ever thought that if I’m not cured, the previous personality wouldn’t disappear, and you may see him again in the future?”

Wan Lei nodded and gently sighed. “Many things in life never go the way you want.” He put his hands in his pockets. “I’ve considered it and I still think it’s better that you go for treatment than to become a murderer in the future.”

Qi Le, “......”

“Xiaoxi.” Wan Lei turned to look at him. “I don’t know if it’s possible for your personalities to meet each other within your body. If so... don’t tell him that I like him. I don’t want to burden him. If you really must say something, then tell him that everyone misses him these days that he’s been absent. He will be happy to hear it.”

Qi Le’s gaze deepened. He subconsciously wanted to tell him the truth, but the words seemed stuck in his throat. He didn’t know how to say it. He looked at him and asked, “What are your plans after that?”

“Concentrate on revising, studying for the postgraduate entrance examination, accompany you for treatment, and wait for you to recover.” Wan Lei simply answered, “I don’t know what will happen after you recover. Ning Xiao has always been very selective. If it’s not the personality he likes, he certainly won’t care about you anymore. I don’t know what Gu Bai will do. If he doesn’t care about you either, I will take care of you and let you adapt to school life as soon as possible.” He paused slightly. “Maybe I will fall in love with the new personality. If that happens, I will definitely confess and I won’t flinch. Maybe I won’t have chemistry with the new personality. Then we’ll just be friends, just like you and me now.”

With a complicated look, Qi Le softly muttered "Mmm," only to hear him continue. “If I meet the right person in the future, I’ll try being together. If I can’t meet the right person, then I may get married.”

Qi Le paused. “Married?”

Wan Lei nodded. “Find a gentle woman to marry and have children with, lead a normal life, and be a good husband and father. The circle is very chaotic. I don’t want to play around. If I don’t meet someone I like very much, I won’t come out. To be honest, I’m a little afraid of coming out. I’m afraid my parents can’t take it.”

Qi Le listened quietly and fully understood his thoughts. He was scared to death when he came out of the closet some time ago. He was about to speak when his cellphone rang. He saw that it was the Taoist priest’s number and struggled whether to answer it or not. He ended up answering. “Hello?”

“I’m at your school. I want to talk to you.”

Qi Le asked where the man was, hung up and looked at Wan Lei. He said, “I met a new friend yesterday and he came to see me. I’ll go talk to him, then go to class. You go first.”

Wan Lei nodded, didn’t ask more, and left first.

Qi Le watched him walk away. In fact, Zheng Xiaoyuan would’ve been happier if he had chosen this man. It’s a pity that he had to fall in love with Ning Xiao. So even if his soul transmigrated, even if he came back, he would only revolve around Ning Xiao... Unless he transmigrated to a different world, and Wan Lei’s head was smashed and he was sent to Shen Ai Hospital and transmigrated. Maybe then, they would have some hope... He pursed his lips. How could such a mysterious thing happen?

Many things in life never go the way you want... He sighed, walked slowly to the entrance, sat on the edge of the flower bed, and looked at the Taoist priest coming in. Sighing, he asked, “Can you help me to refine a medicine to forget?”

The Taoist priest thought for a moment and nodded calmly. “I’ll try.”

Qi Le, “......”

Damn it, he forgot that this man was a little crazy!

The Taoist priest was very happy. Every time he came to find him, he would unexpectedly have business to make. He took two steps forward and sat beside him with his back upright, looking just like a wise immortal. “I’m not good at alchemy but it doesn’t matter. The scriptures left by my master contain something about alchemy. I’ll go back and study that, then buy a small furnace and give it to you after practicing, but the price will be on the high side. But since you are an acquaintance...”

“Stop, that’s enough.” Qi Le’s face was covered in black lines. “I was joking. Just forget about it and pretend you didn’t hear anything, thank you.”

The Taoist priest was silent for a moment. “I can really give it a try.”

“I was really just joking.” Qi Le looked at him sincerely and changed the subject. “What are you doing here?”

Upon hearing his question, the Taoist was immediately reminded of important matters. “I want you to help me figure out how to hold my senior’s thigh. I’ve been trying my best to speak to him despite my fear. He would nod at most, or just give me a grunt, and doesn’t have any other reaction. He’s extremely cold.”

Qi Le patted him on the shoulder. “Be content. Your teacher almost hung himself in front of him with a rope and he didn’t even blink his eyes. He even looked for gay porn to show him but he still remained expressionless.” He paused slightly. “Oh, he did react when he kissed him. When your teacher kissed him, apparently he went to the restroom to wash his face three times.”

“...” The Taoist priest asked, “What should I do then? Kiss him and get him to pay attention to me, then tell him I want to be friends with him? Won’t he kill me?”

“I don’t know about this but you can forget about passing the exam for the rest of your life. Your teacher will definitely not let you go.”

Taoist priest, “......”

Qi Le thought for a moment and had a flash of inspiration. “Got it. Make sure there’s no one else, then tell your senior that you also transmigrated. Anyway, your senior is relatively cold and won’t tell anyone. This way, you’ll be special in his eyes in the future.”

The Taoist priest felt that his solution was feasible and immediately shook his hand gratefully. Before leaving, he asked, “You sure you don’t want any pills? I’ll make it cheaper for you.”

“....No, thank you.”

Qi Le sent the Taoist away and went to class. He didn’t have class in the second period of the afternoon, so he went home to play online games. Then, he looked at the time and figured that Gu Bai had finished class, so he turned off the computer, stretched himself, and waited for the man to come back for dinner. After that, they would go to the bar to look for the doctor.

Xiao Quan has been obediently nestling. Seeing that Qi Le had gotten up, it came over to pull him back. Qi Le hugged and kissed his son, leisurely walking to his bedroom. Just as he was about to feed it, the phone rang. It was a delivery. He couldn’t help but wonder what it was since he and Gu Bai didn’t buy anything recently. Was it something his mom and dad bought?

He went downstairs to pick it up, came back and looked for a blade to open the package. It was a box and the logo on it seemed a little familiar. He opened it, took out a few things, and immediately fell silent.

With a click, the door unexpectedly opened, and Gu Bai slowly entered. Then, he saw his wife sitting on the sofa with inflatable doll parts on the coffee table in front of him. He suddenly froze.

Qi Le, “=口=”

Gu Bai, “...”

“...” Qi Le said, “I-I-I can explain...”