This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Le plunged into his arms. “Did I switch personalities?”

“Mmm.”

Qi Le looked up, “What’s going to happen to you if I disappear again?”

Gu Bai kissed his lips, his eyes deep with emotion. “Accompany you like this and continue to wait for you.”

“I can’t bear to give you up. For you, I will try my best not to disappear!”

“Mmm.”

Naturally, Ning Xiao naturally knew that they were acting, but he couldn’t stand watching them any longer, so he interrupted. “Are you guys done?”

Qi Le glanced at him. “Why are you here?”

Ning Xiao didn’t answer but motioned for the doctor to bring the topic back on track. Holding a small notebook, the doctor patiently explained that he was actually in treatment during this period of time, and hoped that he would continue to cooperate. Qi Le hesitated for a moment but finally agreed. Then, he chatted with him for a while, got up and left with Gu Bai. The two held hands with their bodies tightly attached to each other, looking sweet as ever.

Shen Shu had been sitting at the bar all the time. As early as when Qi Le and Gu Bai were holding each other, he had informed Ye Shuichuan that Qi Le had switched personalities again. The latter rushed over to find out that his little brother needed treatment and didn’t disturb him. Only after did he come forward to stop them. His eyes gleamed as he asked, “What’s up with the threesome thing?”

“...” Qi Le rushed over, “Ge, I miss you so much!”

Gu Bai, “...”

Ye Shuichuan was immediately moved. “I miss you too! About the threesome... “

“Ge!” Qi Le interrupted and looked back at him. “You must know that absence makes the heart grow fonder!”

“I know. When you say that, do you also mean that strange man from before? Who is he...”

“Ge!” Qi Le interrupted again. “My brother-in-law will always come back even if he goes on a business trip occasionally. But not me. I’m receiving treatment now... I might disappear completely.”

Ye Shuichuan was suddenly shocked. “Xiaoyuan...”

Qi Le hugged Gu Bai, his expression desperate. “Then he and I will be worse off than the Cowherd and Weaving Maid ah! I can’t even enter reincarnation after I disappear, ge! I’ll vanish and there’ll be no one like me in the three realms, ge!“

Ye Shuichuan’s eyes were red. “Don’t say any more. I know all about it. Threesomes, foursomes, all that jazz isn’t important. Do what you want to do. Every moment in a spring night is worth a thousand gold!”

“Mmm!” Qi Le went forward and gave him a strong hug, then pulled Gu Bai and left.

Gu Bai, “...”

Qi Le nested in the front passenger seat and wiped away his cold sweat. “Let’s go home.”

Gu Bai looked at his wife, laughed indulgently, and started the car. Qi Le glanced at him. “What are you laughing about?”

“I think your older brother’s last remark is quite reasonable.”

Qi Le, “......”

Even though they had been intimate yesterday, Qi Le couldn’t escape a certain someone’s palm after all. He lay flat on the bed and felt Gu Bai thrust hard into his body. The pleasure brought by that sweet friction instantly sank into his bones. He let out a long moan and looked into those deep eyes in front of him, then stretched out his hand and stroked his face. “If I disappear again one day, what will you do?”

Gu Bai punished him by thrusting severely into his body. “Don’t jinx it.”

“...What if?”

Gu Bai stamped a kiss on his forehead. “I will wait for you.”

“Mmm.”

After releasing, Qi Le had a good sleep. He didn’t wake up until nearly 9am the next day. He stretched himself and felt refreshed. Then, he simply tidied up and went to class. Wan Lei knew that he had switched back to his previous personality and didn’t come over. Instead, Ning Xiao sat beside him as usual. Qi Le looked at him and lowered his voice. “I have always wanted to ask you-you already know that I’m not Zheng Xiaoyuan, why are you still accompanying me for treatment?”

Ning Xiao looked at him. “What do you think is the reason?”

Qi Le thought for a moment. “You hate Zheng Xiaoyuan but you always ask me what I can remember. When you learnt the truth, you stopped asking and went along with my act instead. Is it because you have nothing to do and you’re bored?”

Ning Xiao kept quiet for a moment. “Did you ask Gu Bai about this?”

“I did.”

Ning Xiao raised his eyebrows. “What did he say?”

“He told me not to talk to you.”

Ning Xiao, “...”

Seeing that he didn’t answer, Qi Le shrugged, not interested in asking again. He simply bowed his head and read his book. Ning Xiao stared at him for a while, grabbed the book, saw him look at himself again, and met his gaze. “I’m pestering you because I’ve fallen for you.”

Qi Le, “=口=”

“Are you shocked?”

Qi Le couldn’t handle such a thing. He was a little caught off guard and didn’t know what to say. He blinked and was about to speak when his cellphone rang. He immediately picked up happily and said, “Hello?”

“I’m in your school.” Yi Hang sighed. “Is your class over yet? The second period has... “

Qi Le got up and walked out, interrupting him, “Wait, I’ll go look for you.” He asked for his location, hung up the call and ran off. Ning Xiao’s gaze was deep. He watched him silently, walked away and didn’t follow him.

Qi Le quickly found Yi Hang. “What’s up?”

“I want to get my goddess.” Yi Hang said pitifully, “I just called Lu Yanbin and told him that I was done with returning the item. I originally wanted to keep dragging it until a few days later. But the man said that he would contact the merchant and ask them at night. I could only come. Do you have any classes in the second period?”

“Yes.”

Yi Hang nested on the steps of the main building. “Then I’ll wait for you.”

Qi Le thought about what had happened just now and pursed his lips. For the time being, he didn’t want to see the man who had suddenly gone mad. He pulled the idiot and said, “Come on then, go home with me.”

“You’re attending class?”

"We’ll go get your stuff first.” Qi Le pulled him out of uni and casually asked, “Why didn’t you send it to the Taoist?”

“The Taoist Priest shares accommodation. What if those unknown strangers ruin my goddess?”

“...” Qi Le patted him on the shoulder. “If you want to do this again later, let them know in advance, so they won’t open it, got it?”

Yi Hang sighed. “I forgot. I’ll remember next time.”

The two boarded the bus and quickly arrived at the community. It was working hours. Most of the people in the community were office workers so there weren’t many people outside. They went to the apartment. Qi Le pulled out the key to open the electronic door downstairs.

They were about to close the door when they saw two men coming up behind them, pulling the door to follow them in. He thought they were also living in the building so he didn’t care and pulled Yi Hang away. But right then, he felt a sharp pain in his nape. Everything went dark and he lost consciousness.

Two minutes later, the electronic door of the apartment was opened again, and the two men were each holding a man. From the back, they seemed as if they were drunk. They put the two “drunks” in a black car. Then, they each drove a car, stepped on the accelerator and left abruptly.